I remember as a kid being scared out of my wits watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Is it possible an alien nation is growing in our country among us humans? Could a Frank Burns'ish alien race assimilate into our American way of life and dominate our planet ?
Be afraid; be very afraid. It just starts with one and they take over. What's worse is humans aren't even aware. We must watch Body Snatchers to see how they stopped those evil pod-people. Together we can foil the aliens.
Frank Burns; Bill Oreilly; Bill Daily (I Dream of Jeannie/Bob Newhart); George H. Bush; Mr. Rogers -- do not allow these men into your homes or anywhere near your garden!