Saturday, May 24, 2008

Texan Cult Leader Found--Will There Be Justice?

Who’s your daddy?

San Angelo, Texas is having a heck of a time figuring out who belongs to whom. Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints’ mothers are being tight-lipped about which polygamist patriarch spawned each of these children.

Of coarse there is DNA, but family court doesn’t want to be so uncivil about such sensitive matters. There is the obvious—appearance.

Have you noticed each of these women have similar features?
* They are tall.
* They have distinctly colored outfits.
* Their hair is a bit taller than average, sort of brushed up.

But there is one distinct feature that was the tell-all for the majority of these kids:
* That famous uni-brow.
Only 1 person could force scores of women and children to appear this way. Texas authorities believe they have caught the true cult leader. Who is it?


Bert!!!!


C3 congratulates Texas! The question remains; will Bert support his multiplicity of kids and interwoven marriages?

The bigger question: will Ernie be supportive while Bert pays for his actionswhich may include doing time? Stay tuned.

chip.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh no you didn't! Too funny but sadly true....

Hopefully Bert pays up, or he may have to face the wrath of our pal Judge Judy. You know how she feels about Deadbeats.